Flat nose

Phallic hose

Cat hair caught like pubes ‘tween bristled teeth

Unsightly hulk

Unwieldy bulk

Keening like a ghost on Halloween

Dust busted

Dirt encrusted

Asthmatic wheeze and whistle coughing

Built tough

Handled rough

Inhale the dust to dust filled coffin

Flood survivor

Wretched skiver

Called to arms a scavenger awry

Pull the plug

Fart and chug

Your battle cry is eat shit and die.