Recipe for Unconditional Love

  1. Rescue dog from a shelter
  2. Foster dog (one, two or three)
  3. Pregnancy via your best friend
  4. California King bed
  5. Music

First, go to a high kill animal shelter. Select one or two dogs using heart and intuition.

Wait one year for dogs to decompress and feel secure in your home. Aromatherapy, dog beds, bully sticks and dog massage strongly encouraged. 

Contact a couple dog rescues. Apply to be a foster parent. Wait several weeks before you finally “foster fail”. 

Marinate in love for approximately 5-7 years.

Buy a California King bed before proceeding with recipe. Warning: This is absolutely necessary.

Get pregnant by your best friend. One time will do, I did it twice.

Surround bed with pillows.

Buy pet stairs leading up to bed.

Play music.

Sleep in.

Laugh.

 

Eat in bed.

 

Dream together.

 

 

 

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