Loud and southern and tattooed
Is the ladies I’m surrounded by

They are possessive and matronly
Some had kids when they were kids

Some will have kids soon
Some piss in the yard

Expect to spent money
On a fuckin’ boat

Menthol and vodka sweat
And a one piece bathing suit

Rio plays and nobody dances
But they like Bowie on Facebook

Such is my life through beer number eight
But a life surrounded with southern women is always great.