“Here, this is the bridge you cross; it’s old,

And has been crying out for something more;

Perhaps you could knock it down.

 

“This stone path takes us to a meadow

It is said that Keats once walked here. Or something.

Imagineer it: gravel.

 

“The courtyard is 15th century

Original features intact, as was.

Paint this blue, I would. Trendy.

 

“The view across the valley is vast:

Lush green foliage and scented jasmine.

Would make a great golf course.”