Gumbo

I like my gumbo chickened
not pigged
not alligatored
not shrimped:
not what-evered

I like my gumbo chickened
morninged
nooned
or nighted:
when-evered

I like my gumbo chickened
stewed
not fried or poached
not sautéed or barbecued:
not how-evered

I like my gumbo chickened
in New Orleans
Nashville
or Charleston:
where-evered