Please do stop stealing my paper,
it is quite a crime you commit,
and I do not appreciate such cheeky wit!
And please do stop feeding,
my poor Oscar shredded paper,
dear God, I’m pleading,
he keeps throwing up on my expensive wallpaper!
And while I’m at it, also,
stop letting, your cat into my house, pronto!
For there’s fur all over my bedding!
It’s really, terribly upsetting!
Lots of love,
Your Neighbour from the floor above 🙂