The church lock-in

Was from seven to seven

Games, snacks and movies

And a lesson on heaven

 

We played volleyball

And bowling with plastic pins

Pizza at 9:00

And passing TP with chins

 

The counselors

Were tracking pairs

Herding them back

For truth or dare

 

I made the awful mistake

Of falling asleep

Woke up covered in toothpaste

Dental floss around by feet

 

As I recall

I felt about the same

As I do right now

With little sleep, to blame