Dear Santa Claus,
You selfish and outrageous capitalist.
You prey on hopes and dreams like
A leopard preys on the children whose
Dreams and hopes you’re built upon.
You fascist pig of a concept, deliverer
Of jealousy and anguish every year.
Every year someone gets killed and
Every year it’s because of your values
You teach children to be selfish
To be poor is a crime and to be
Rich is the only right way in your
Eyes which glow only due to your
Lies! Lies by which people lead
Their own insignificant lives! Who
Cares if they don’t have enough to
Eat, who cares if they are made of
Sins? Either way, the Santa Claus
Wins. You get more if you’re rich
Than if you are poor, rewarded for
No one’s actions save the slaves
In sweatshops and factories
While mom and dad sip
Glasses of black sherrys.
It’s your existence that
Perpetuates fear in a land
That is called ‘free’ or
Fright in a child no older
than three! And you have
Absolutely no shame do you?
Well I’m through with you
The poor kid