I’d like to invent
a speed dating event
I don’t have the time
or the energy
or the interest
to invest in the horde who only want me for my money
who, like the true mysoginists they are, say I’m making my issues up
label them as “women’s issues”
prescribe a one-size-fits-all pill.
No – I can’t take more of them than
the satisfaction of looking in their faces
and saying No thanks. Moving on.