Practice makes perfect

I’m the best student in the school,
the smartest student in the history of students,
I can talk my way into an A
before you can eat your lunch.
You think you have an after school job?
My job is the greatest after school job
ever, driving with my dad to the slums
and evicting losers.
You wish you had my job.
You, fight me? I can beat you with
one hand. One finger. My pinkie finger.
I have a strategy to keep me
from ever losing, but I won’t tell you
cause if I did, you’d know what
I intended to do.
Trust me, I never lose.
If I can’t beat you I can
talk you into a deal to
save my skin. But I can beat you.

I’m the best negotiator to ever hold office.
I will make the best deals in the history of deals.
I can talk China into moving jobs here
before you can draw up a contract.
The Presidents who took office before me
will wish they could have been as good
a President as I’ll be President.
You want to fire your missiles at us?
I have a strategy to disarm your missiles
before they leave the launch pad,
but I won’t tell you because I want you
worried about what I’ll do next.
Besides, why would you fire at us.
I can make you a deal so good
you’ll want to become the 51st state.
And if you won’t take the deal,
I’ll wipe you off the map.
Prompt 21

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