Be careful how you speak to yourself!
That will never work;
you’ll look like a fool.
Don’t say that to yourself, you fool-
It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It is just the truth, you fool
Makes no difference whether I say it or not.
But if you say you’re a fool, you’ll always be a fool
Even if you’re only a fool for saying it.
I’d rather look like a fool who knew they were a fool
Than one under any delusions!
But you’re deluded if you think you’re a fool,
And you’ve just wasted twenty minutes arguing with yourself about it- you idiot!