the best

 

marrying the garden gnome

at his widest he weighed almost

twenty two stones with long hair

knitted into his fluffy white beard

 

is this the best you can do?

her plucky old mother cried

what’s to become of you with

this round sort of fellow?

 

the bride smiled her toothless grin

twirling in her planetary way

I love him Mum and he loves me

that’s the best anyone can do!