This is my grandmother’s recipe, so bear with me

1 tsp of sheer dumb luck

2 tbsp of a winning smile

1 and 1/2 tbsp nicotine addiction

1 cup of blatant disregard of those around him

2 cups unrelenting visions of grandeur

This recipe takes a while to perfect, so start it as soon as you can.

Once you begin, it will never end.