{"id":10118,"date":"2015-06-13T17:23:19","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=10118"},"modified":"2015-06-13T17:23:55","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:23:55","slug":"the-old-ladies-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/the-old-ladies-five\/","title":{"rendered":"The Old Ladies Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Plucking white hairs out of my already sparse eyebrows<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness for eyebrow pencil and shadow;<\/p>\n<p>Eyelashes so pale<\/p>\n<p>Look like a sheet of paper;<\/p>\n<p>Out of concealer;<\/p>\n<p>Scraping lipstick out with a brush;<\/p>\n<p>Layer on Foundation;<\/p>\n<p>Paint by numbers on my lids:<\/p>\n<p>Nude palette of eyeshadow<\/p>\n<p>Numbers 8, 3, 10, and 9<\/p>\n<p>Corresponding to<\/p>\n<p>Inner crease, crease, outer crease, bottom lashes<\/p>\n<p>Sultry Angel? \u00a0Try again<\/p>\n<p>More like Aging Angel<\/p>\n<p>Drowning in the fountain of youth;<\/p>\n<p>Charcoal Eyeliner;<\/p>\n<p>Miss\u00a0 Manga mascara,<\/p>\n<p>Eyelash filler applied,<\/p>\n<p>Tarantulas crawling from my eyes;<\/p>\n<p>Blush highlights;<\/p>\n<p>Makeup mist &amp; set<\/p>\n<p>Ready, Set, Mirror!<\/p>\n<p>Not so bad,<\/p>\n<p>Maybe not a Sultry Angel<\/p>\n<p>But not bad.<\/p>\n<p>Next \u00a0. . . the hair!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plucking white hairs out of my already sparse eyebrows Thank goodness for eyebrow pencil and shadow; Eyelashes so pale Look like a sheet of paper; Out of concealer; Scraping lipstick out with a brush; Layer on Foundation; Paint by numbers on my lids: Nude palette&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":260,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/260"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10124,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10118\/revisions\/10124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}