{"id":101524,"date":"2021-06-27T05:36:30","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T09:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=101524"},"modified":"2021-06-27T05:36:30","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T09:36:30","slug":"21-ode-to-butter-the-worst-horatian-ode-ever-written","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/21-ode-to-butter-the-worst-horatian-ode-ever-written\/","title":{"rendered":"21. Ode to Butter&#8230; the worst Horatian ode ever written"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Butter, how I love you so<br \/>\nthough doctors say you have to go.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll cherish you always<br \/>\nthrough the rest of my days<br \/>\nYour sweetness warms my oatmeal bowl.<br \/>\nYour creaminess does make me whole.<br \/>\nMelt well on my toast, Dear,<br \/>\nAnd on my rump roast rear.<br \/>\nYou make my cookies taste divine.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re perfect with French bread and wine.<br \/>\nYou make everything better.<br \/>\nThis is my love letter.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re worthy of a heart attack.<br \/>\nYour extra pounds round out my back.<br \/>\nOh Butter, lovely Butter<br \/>\nFor me there is no other.<!--\/data\/user\/0\/com.samsung.android.app.notes\/files\/clipdata\/clipdata_bodytext_210626_233504_563.sdocx--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Butter, how I love you so though doctors say you have to go. I&#8217;ll cherish you always through the rest of my days Your sweetness warms my oatmeal bowl. Your creaminess does make me whole. Melt well on my toast, Dear, And on my&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1305,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1305"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101541,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101524\/revisions\/101541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}