{"id":10158,"date":"2015-06-13T17:28:23","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=10158"},"modified":"2015-06-13T19:52:53","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T23:52:53","slug":"9-mister-green-match","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/9-mister-green-match\/","title":{"rendered":"#9 &#8211; Mister Green Match"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/20150423-134147-454.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-10167 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/20150423-134147-454-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"20150423-134147-454\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/20150423-134147-454-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/20150423-134147-454-760x1024.jpg 760w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/20150423-134147-454-1200x1617.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a>Mister Green Match<\/p>\n<p>Watches the scene<\/p>\n<p>Through the window<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He is in trouble:<\/p>\n<p>He felt in one of<\/p>\n<p>His own traps<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He just finished installing them<\/p>\n<p>To catch the naughty ones<\/p>\n<p>When he got caught, like a beginner<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In the big net of filthy rubber<\/p>\n<p>He couldn\u2019t move as he strongly believes<\/p>\n<p>He has the best traps of the countries<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mister Green Match<\/p>\n<p>Is in trouble<\/p>\n<p>And he has no idea how to get out<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Of this terrible situation<\/p>\n<p>He starts losing his nerves<\/p>\n<p>He is really out of rage<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Feeling outraged to be seen like that<\/p>\n<p>He runs out and kills some lives<\/p>\n<p>Out of rage, he is out of his mind<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Never allow mister Green Match<\/p>\n<p>To become your friend<\/p>\n<p>He will ruin your life<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Never allow yourself intimacy<\/p>\n<p>With such a jerk<\/p>\n<p>A real sociopath<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You came back home<\/p>\n<p>To find out that<\/p>\n<p>The mirror has been broken<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>While you were away<\/p>\n<p>Someone came with a black cat<\/p>\n<p>And broke your mirror<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And you know what they say\u2026<\/p>\n<p>About mirror<\/p>\n<p>And cats<\/p>\n<p>By the way\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mister Green Match Watches the scene Through the window &nbsp; He is in trouble: He felt in one of His own traps &nbsp; He just finished installing them To catch the naughty ones When he got caught, like a beginner &nbsp; In the big net&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":315,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/315"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10158"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11013,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10158\/revisions\/11013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}