{"id":101695,"date":"2021-06-27T06:21:22","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=101695"},"modified":"2021-06-27T06:21:22","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:21:22","slug":"when-the-poet-is-assigned-her-own-wake-up-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/when-the-poet-is-assigned-her-own-wake-up-call\/","title":{"rendered":"when the poet is assigned her own wake up call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hey,<br \/>\nyou,<br \/>\nyou with the magic,<br \/>\nwake up!<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s things to do<br \/>\npoems to write<br \/>\nverses to spew<\/p>\n<p>you&#8217;re gonna need to greet the sun pretty soon<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t brew more coffee<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ve had your last call with diet coke<\/p>\n<p>wake up!<\/p>\n<p>fake up, if you have to<\/p>\n<p>we can count the poems after this<br \/>\non two thumbs<\/p>\n<p>finish what you started<br \/>\nchannel Mary Oliver<br \/>\ndig out your thesaurus<br \/>\nsay your special prayers<\/p>\n<p>and be like Captain Kangaroo:<br \/>\ngood morning, Captain<\/p>\n<p>wake up!!!<\/p>\n<p>you&#8217;re almost there<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re almost bare<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re almost sleeping under there<\/p>\n<p>wake up!!!!<\/p>\n<p>take up these final steps<br \/>\nmake up these last few peps<br \/>\nshake up these closing arguments<br \/>\nbreak up with Johnny Depp<br \/>\n(you might be dreaming, pinch yourself)<\/p>\n<p>wake up!!<\/p>\n<p>abracadabra<br \/>\nalakazam<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re almost to the finish line<br \/>\nyou can&#8217;t disappoint Pam<\/p>\n<p>right now, everyone is named Pam, OK?<\/p>\n<p>wake up!!!<\/p>\n<p>wake up Thecla<br \/>\nwake up the neighbors<br \/>\nwake up those last poems you harbor<br \/>\nwake up like you&#8217;re in labor<\/p>\n<p>wake up!!!!<\/p>\n<p>hey girlfriend<br \/>\nyou with the magic<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t let this marathon end tragic<\/p>\n<p>wake up!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey, you, you with the magic, wake up! there&#8217;s things to do poems to write verses to spew you&#8217;re gonna need to greet the sun pretty soon don&#8217;t brew more coffee you&#8217;ve had your last call with diet coke wake up! fake up, if you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":803,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1136],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/803"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101901,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101695\/revisions\/101901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}