{"id":10175,"date":"2015-06-13T17:47:18","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=10175"},"modified":"2015-06-13T17:47:18","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:47:18","slug":"lament-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/lament-lost\/","title":{"rendered":"Lament Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, we need to take the dog for a mani-pedi. He really rocks that purple nail polish.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m down for that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve really thought about this. We need to create edible candles.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m down for that.<\/p>\n<p>Oh! We need some garlic flavored jelly beans for a zesty new aioli.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m down for that.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s times like this when we need gorilla glue and sawdust to put this whole contraption together.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m down for that.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, we need a Chia pet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m NOT down for that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, we need to take the dog for a mani-pedi. He really rocks that purple nail polish. I&#8217;m down for that. I&#8217;ve really thought about this. We need to create edible candles. I&#8217;m down for that. Oh! We need some garlic flavored jelly beans for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":79,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[154,670],"class_list":["post-10175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-hour-8","tag-we-need"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/79"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10279,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10175\/revisions\/10279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}