{"id":101758,"date":"2021-06-27T06:08:47","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=101758"},"modified":"2021-06-27T06:08:47","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:08:47","slug":"poem-popper-peep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/poem-popper-peep\/","title":{"rendered":"Poem Popper Peep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think my rhymer<\/p>\n<p>Was set with a timer,<\/p>\n<p>At 23 and a half.<\/p>\n<p>And the rhythm-ist-ick thingy,<\/p>\n<p>Has busted a springy,<\/p>\n<p>As I cackle pentameter laugh.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have verse laced with vocab,<\/p>\n<p>That could send me to rehab,<\/p>\n<p>Like last year\u2014and the year before.<\/p>\n<p>And I\u2019ve eaten so much;<\/p>\n<p>Grazed a ten-hour lunch!<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t think I can fit through the door.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But that doesn\u2019t matter\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Braindead or fatter\u2014<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s only one cure for this Peep.<\/p>\n<p>Nonet for the win,<\/p>\n<p>Be it post it or pin,<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve gotta catch me some sleep!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think my rhymer Was set with a timer, At 23 and a half. And the rhythm-ist-ick thingy, Has busted a springy, As I cackle pentameter laugh. &nbsp; I have verse laced with vocab, That could send me to rehab, Like last year\u2014and the year&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":564,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/564"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101758"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101770,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101758\/revisions\/101770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}