{"id":101930,"date":"2021-06-27T06:26:14","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=101930"},"modified":"2021-06-27T06:28:02","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:28:02","slug":"101930","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/101930\/","title":{"rendered":"Do\u2019s, don\u2019ts (Hour 22 &#8211; Stay Awake Poem)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Contrary to popular belief<br \/>\nI do not need coffee<br \/>\nto wake up in the morning<\/p>\n<p>I NEED MY COFFEE TO BE<br \/>\nALREDY AWAKE AND ON<br \/>\nTHE JOB! WHAT IS WRONG\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>I do not need coffee<br \/>\nin order for ME to wake up<br \/>\nin the morning<br \/>\nthough it does come in<br \/>\nextremely handy<br \/>\nand is therefor mandatory<br \/>\nin the limited set of<br \/>\ncircumstances as such:<br \/>\n*Speaking coherently<br \/>\n*Hearing coherently<br \/>\n*Understanding\u2026<br \/>\nstuff<br \/>\n*Functioning in ways<br \/>\nnormally ascribed to<br \/>\nreasonable human<br \/>\nbehavior<br \/>\nespecially in regards<br \/>\nto the workplace<\/p>\n<p>There are other, very<br \/>\nspecific situations<br \/>\nin which coffee is required<br \/>\nshould you want any<br \/>\nparticipatory action from me.<\/p>\n<p>Any deviation from these<br \/>\nspecifics as put forth<br \/>\nwill be dealt with in the<br \/>\nharshest terms possible in<br \/>\nterms of law, and good sense.<\/p>\n<p>Unless there is no<br \/>\ncoffee<br \/>\nrendering all other rationality<br \/>\nmoot.<br \/>\nSo sayeth the Oracle.<br \/>\nOr Mr. Coffee.<\/p>\n<p>I get those two confused<br \/>\nall the time. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><em>\u2013 Mark L. Lucker<br \/>\n\u00a9 2021<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/lrd.to\/sxh9jntSbd <\/em> <\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contrary to popular belief I do not need coffee to wake up in the morning I NEED MY COFFEE TO BE ALREDY AWAKE AND ON THE JOB! WHAT IS WRONG\u2026 Sorry. I do not need coffee in order for ME to wake up in the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":694,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[4791,4790,4792],"class_list":["post-101930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-2021hour22","tag-2021prompt22","tag-stayawakepoem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/694"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101930"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101950,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101930\/revisions\/101950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}