{"id":102017,"date":"2021-06-27T06:36:59","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=102017"},"modified":"2021-06-27T06:49:31","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:49:31","slug":"dont-get-lost-in-story-forest-or-if-you-must-bring-good-galoshes-hour-twenty-two-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/dont-get-lost-in-story-forest-or-if-you-must-bring-good-galoshes-hour-twenty-two-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"DON\u2019T GET LOST IN STORY FOREST (OR, IF YOU MUST, BRING GOOD GALOSHES) – Hour Twenty-Two (2021)"},"content":{"rendered":"

DON\u2019T GET LOST IN STORY FOREST (OR, IF YOU MUST, BRING GOOD GALOSHES)<\/span><\/p>\n

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that damn puffy vest was cool for five minutes in the 90\u2019s<\/span><\/p>\n

when bulma broke up with yamcha on toonami<\/span><\/p>\n

let\u2019s face it folx aliens are always hotter to a supposed sapiosexual\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

human makeup is unevolved if you ask danhausen or gwarsenio hall<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m so sorry officer, was I making spaghetti too loudly?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

(that damn shapiro snitching again you can bet your desert panties)<\/span><\/p>\n

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dawn in a frozen forest and you\u2019re like wait, this morning isn\u2019t fanfiction<\/span><\/p>\n

I did remember shoes when I left the house, very nice, very good<\/span><\/p>\n

that was always a pet peeve when it came to kids in adventures like<\/span><\/p>\n

really little dude you didn\u2019t think to change out your pajamas?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

or were you just not planning on becoming a protagonist?<\/span><\/p>\n

(hate to break it to you but it rarely is a choice even retrospect)<\/span><\/p>\n

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mist revealing freeza or bigger dragon balls on another planet<\/span><\/p>\n

like when we find out the gods get upgrades too<\/span><\/p>\n

or how when I really thought about my depression<\/span><\/p>\n

I remembered saiyans get stronger every time they almost die<\/span><\/p>\n

shifting the fireside story with the zeal of the zeitgeist<\/span><\/p>\n

faeries becoming demons becoming aliens and no one bats an eye<\/span><\/p>\n

maybe we were always down a drone or two for the true view of the forest<\/span><\/p>\n

(knowing neither our roots nor our grey halo before a crown of satellites)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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