{"id":102027,"date":"2021-06-27T06:50:40","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=102027"},"modified":"2021-06-27T06:50:40","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T10:50:40","slug":"responsible-22-of-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/responsible-22-of-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Responsible &#8211; 22 of 24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your honor<br \/>\n I am not responsible for<br \/>\nThe centipedes in the sink<br \/>\nor your lost dry cleaning<br \/>\nThird divorce<br \/>\nOr sixth affair<br \/>\nYour honor<br \/>\n I am not responsible for<br \/>\nThe lost marbles<br \/>\nThe clogged drain<br \/>\nor the guts on the rug<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s consult the<br \/>\nPurge conditions<br \/>\nThe second juror from the right<br \/>\nIs looking rather handsome<br \/>\nin this florescent light<\/p>\n<p>Your honor<br \/>\nI am not responsible for<br \/>\n my unshaven legs<br \/>\nMy tipped kayak or your<br \/>\nMorning fender bender<\/p>\n<p>It all ends in house arrest <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your honor I am not responsible for The centipedes in the sink or your lost dry cleaning Third divorce Or sixth affair Your honor I am not responsible for The lost marbles The clogged drain or the guts on the rug Let&#8217;s consult the Purge&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/73"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102027"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102124,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102027\/revisions\/102124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}