{"id":102343,"date":"2021-06-27T07:24:35","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T11:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=102343"},"modified":"2021-06-27T07:25:58","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T11:25:58","slug":"series-of-limericks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/series-of-limericks\/","title":{"rendered":"Series of Low-Brow Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.<br \/>\nThere was once a chick named Jewelz<br \/>\nWho rarely followed the rules<br \/>\nWhen she opened her mouth<br \/>\nThe conversation went south<br \/>\nShe made idiots look more like fools <\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\nThere was once a broad named Karen<br \/>\nWho everyone thought was barren<br \/>\nWhen she opened her mouth<br \/>\nStupidity ran out<br \/>\nSome wonder how her spawn was farin\u2019<\/p>\n<p>3.<br \/>\nThere once was a dude named Lass<br \/>\nWho wouldn\u2019t get off his dead ass<br \/>\nHe wouldn\u2019t go to work<br \/>\nSaid his boss was a jerk<br \/>\nHe was the poster child of a complete jackass. <\/p>\n<p>4.<br \/>\nThere once was a guy named Duck<br \/>\nWho honestly didn\u2019t give a fuck<br \/>\nHe did his own thing<br \/>\nAnd had his own flings<br \/>\nHe nods when he\u2019s called a dumb schmuck. <\/p>\n<p>5.<br \/>\nThere once was a lady named Lit<br \/>\nWho really didn\u2019t give a shit<br \/>\nShe bottled it up<br \/>\nAnd closed her cheeks shut<br \/>\nAnd now she has bowels that won\u2019t quit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. There was once a chick named Jewelz Who rarely followed the rules When she opened her mouth The conversation went south She made idiots look more like fools 2. There was once a broad named Karen Who everyone thought was barren When she opened&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1485,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[4125,2158,733,4830,355,4829,4831,4832],"class_list":["post-102343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-2021-poetry-marathon","tag-full-marathon","tag-limerick","tag-overtired","tag-poetry-marathon","tag-silly-rhymes","tag-time-to-get-wacky","tag-why-not"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1485"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102343"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102368,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102343\/revisions\/102368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}