{"id":102442,"date":"2021-06-27T07:37:38","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T11:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=102442"},"modified":"2021-06-27T07:37:38","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T11:37:38","slug":"hour-23-cheese-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/hour-23-cheese-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 23: Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hour 23: Cheese<\/p>\n<p>Underestimated<br \/>\nthough often grated. Cheese.<br \/>\nWant no frills?<br \/>\nThen simply grill. Cheese.<br \/>\nGot a lot?<br \/>\nMake some aligot! Cheese.<br \/>\nBake it with honey<br \/>\nkeep it nice and runny. Cheese.<br \/>\nWant some for your tea?<br \/>\nWhy not try some gnocchi?  Cheese.<br \/>\nShred it or grate it<br \/>\njust don\u2019t debate it!  Cheese.<br \/>\nBake it in a pie.<br \/>\nLike it crisp? Then fry. Cheese.<br \/>\nMelt it over chips<br \/>\nor bury it in grits. Cheese.<br \/>\nBake it in a muffin.<br \/>\nUse in calzone that needs stuffin.\u2019 Cheese.<br \/>\nServe it with a roast.<br \/>\nMelt it over toast. Cheese.<br \/>\nTake it, grate it. Melt it, smelt it.<br \/>\nMake cheesy garlic bread.<br \/>\nUse cheese as flour instead.<br \/>\nWith a creamy mac\u2019n\u2019cheese,<br \/>\nyou\u2019re guaranteed to please.<br \/>\nSo, Mr Chesterton, take note.<br \/>\nWe\u2019re aware of what you wrote.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s just one place, we say,<br \/>\nwhere cheese should stay away.<br \/>\nOr, rather, if you really want to please,<br \/>\nmake sure jokes stay away from cheese. <\/p>\n<p>As I like to say:<br \/>\nFon-du as you would be done by (heh heh) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hour 23: Cheese Underestimated though often grated. Cheese. Want no frills? Then simply grill. Cheese. Got a lot? Make some aligot! Cheese. Bake it with honey keep it nice and runny. Cheese. Want some for your tea? Why not try some gnocchi? Cheese. Shred it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1136,441,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses","category-poetry-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102459,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102442\/revisions\/102459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}