{"id":103002,"date":"2021-06-27T08:34:34","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T12:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=103002"},"modified":"2021-06-27T08:34:34","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T12:34:34","slug":"waking-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/waking-me-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Waking Me Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Author&#8217;s note: the sad thing is, this is pretty much my internal dialogue every morning)<\/p>\n<p>Hey.<\/p>\n<p>Hey\u2026 hey you\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hey\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hey!!<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s time to get up<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019mon, you know it\u2019s time<\/p>\n<p>No, don\u2019t pull on my arm<\/p>\n<p>No, don\u2019t pull me back to bed<\/p>\n<p>I know the covers are warm<\/p>\n<p>And I know the hedgehog is huge and soft<\/p>\n<p>I know how it feels when you hug it<\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s time<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s time to wake up\u2026<\/p>\n<p>No\u2026 you\u2026 not five minutes\u2026 now<\/p>\n<p>Now<\/p>\n<p>Fine, fine, ten more minutes &#8211; no five more<\/p>\n<p>Why did you change it to ten??<\/p>\n<p>NO.  Five Minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Hey\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hey\u2026?<\/p>\n<p>Wake up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Author&#8217;s note: the sad thing is, this is pretty much my internal dialogue every morning) Hey. Hey\u2026 hey you\u2026 Hey\u2026 Hey!! It\u2019s time to get up C\u2019mon, you know it\u2019s time No, don\u2019t pull on my arm No, don\u2019t pull me back to bed I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":941,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/941"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103011,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103002\/revisions\/103011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}