{"id":103124,"date":"2021-06-27T08:51:35","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T12:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=103124"},"modified":"2021-06-27T08:51:35","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T12:51:35","slug":"fruit-knife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/fruit-knife\/","title":{"rendered":"Fruit Knife"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fruit Knife<\/p>\n

So I tell her about the ripcord<\/p>\n

this is maybe our 10th<\/sup> date<\/p>\n

and I explain that it’ll disembowel a guy<\/p>\n

like some ancient samurai shit but you could do it in a subway<\/p>\n

and also katanas are for weebs and virgins in that order<\/p>\n

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The fruit knife is ideal<\/p>\n

quick stabs and Pikal style<\/p>\n

slashes that rend muscle and tear<\/p>\n

open all the important stuff<\/p>\n

like arteries and whatnot<\/p>\n

\n

She holds it in her hand<\/p>\n

turns it over<\/p>\n

I tell her she’s in sabre grip now<\/p>\n

and the dudes at Libre call this other one reaper<\/p>\n

and she looks up at me<\/p>\n

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If you ever run around on me<\/p>\n

I will filet you to the bone with this<\/p>\n

It’s so small you’re thinking how<\/p>\n

but I’ll find a way, she says hugging me<\/p>\n

So don’t ever do it<\/p>\n

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She’s scary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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