{"id":10489,"date":"2015-06-13T18:43:49","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T22:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=10489"},"modified":"2015-06-14T03:23:25","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T07:23:25","slug":"get-off-the-top-of-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/get-off-the-top-of-my-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Off the Top of My Head!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach hurts!<br \/>\nHead foggy with sedentary gloom.<br \/>\nI need a walk.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s beautiful out.<br \/>\nCloudy, chilly, hot,<br \/>\nWith birds chirping,<br \/>\nand breeze blowing<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t walked in my forest for weeks,<br \/>\nAnd weeks and weeks,<br \/>\nToo busy escaping\u00a0the drum and drone of<br \/>\nFor next, until if then.<\/p>\n<p>Oh My God, how I hate<br \/>\nAn hour and a half<br \/>\nTo and fro.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I escaped\u00a0a DUI check.<br \/>\nNot drunk, just nerve wracking<br \/>\nAfter three hours in\u00a0construction traffic.<br \/>\nMiles of red lights.<\/p>\n<p>I need a job closer to my forest.<br \/>\nI need a job within my forest.<br \/>\nI need my forest.<\/p>\n<p>It sucks being smart and female.<br \/>\nLet me bitch just a little here.<br \/>\nSmart, female, pretty, talented, creative,<br \/>\nAnd as a result, largely unemployable<br \/>\nOutside the scope of women&#8217;s work.<\/p>\n<p>How strange that men are so strange.<br \/>\nTruly strange.<br \/>\nWe are told we need one,<br \/>\nLike a fireplace needs a match.<br \/>\nBut now I am convinced they need us far more.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot pretend I need a match,<br \/>\nSo, I am un-weddably large<br \/>\nFor all practical purposes.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot belong,<br \/>\nSo I cannot belong. Sigh.<br \/>\nIf only they had the staying power<br \/>\nOf masking tape on a wet surface.<br \/>\nI have so little patience.<br \/>\nIf only I had more time.<\/p>\n<p>More money and more time.<br \/>\nMoney is the key to it all.<br \/>\nMoney to pay the bills,<br \/>\nTo live,<br \/>\nTo exist,<br \/>\nTo eat,<br \/>\nToo much.<br \/>\nTo be.<\/p>\n<p>Money coming in like waves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach hurts! Head foggy with sedentary gloom. I need a walk. It&#8217;s beautiful out. Cloudy, chilly, hot, With birds chirping, and breeze blowing I haven&#8217;t walked in my forest for weeks, And weeks and weeks, Too busy escaping\u00a0the drum and drone of For next,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10604,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489\/revisions\/10604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}