{"id":105611,"date":"2022-06-25T21:28:54","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T01:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=105611"},"modified":"2022-06-25T21:28:54","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T01:28:54","slug":"2022-poem-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/2022-poem-five\/","title":{"rendered":"2022 Poem Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CW: Dysphoria<\/p>\n<p><b>Dysphoria is my Neighbor<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I no longer want to live in this neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>My neighbor posts all day on NextDoor to spread lies about me.<\/p>\n<p>She complains about me;<\/p>\n<p>What I do, how I look, anything she can find to complain about.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know which neighbors believe her<br \/>\nAnd I care too much about finding out.<\/p>\n<p>Then she has the audacity to steal my wifi.<\/p>\n<p>She eats up all my bandwidth with her conspiracy theories.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t leave my trash bins out too long<br \/>\nor she\u2019ll report me to make herself feel better.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been told she has lived here as long as I<\/p>\n<p>but I don\u2019t remember her moving in.<\/p>\n<p>I pray for her to move out before I do<\/p>\n<p>and that her dog will stop shitting on my lawn.<br \/>\nAll I ask is a warning before she sends off fireworks.<\/p>\n<p>Asking and asking until my face turns blue with no luck.<\/p>\n<p>Dysphoria is my neighbor and<\/p>\n<p>she only lives here to make me miserable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CW: Dysphoria Dysphoria is my Neighbor &nbsp; I no longer want to live in this neighborhood. My neighbor posts all day on NextDoor to spread lies about me. She complains about me; What I do, how I look, anything she can find to complain about&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2331,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[4881,4880,5340,5341,2158,1890,4882,15,10,355,4406,4885],"class_list":["post-105611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-4881","tag-2022-poetry-marathon","tag-content-warning","tag-dysphoria","tag-full-marathon","tag-june","tag-june-2022","tag-poem","tag-poetry","tag-poetry-marathon","tag-pride","tag-queer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2331"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105611"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116880,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105611\/revisions\/116880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}