{"id":105639,"date":"2022-06-26T07:48:57","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T11:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=105639"},"modified":"2022-06-26T07:48:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T11:48:57","slug":"2022-poem-nineteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/2022-poem-nineteen\/","title":{"rendered":"2022 Poem Nineteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Untitled<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Life is a McDonald\u2019s ice cream machine,<\/p>\n<p>always broken, and I am high in the drive thru at 2am.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot check a McBroken that does not exist.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no FTC to investigate.<\/p>\n<p>All of Life\u2019s competitors make sure to mock me on their marquees<\/p>\n<p>being sure to remind me of what I cannot have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Untitled &nbsp; Life is a McDonald\u2019s ice cream machine, always broken, and I am high in the drive thru at 2am. I cannot check a McBroken that does not exist. There\u2019s no FTC to investigate. All of Life\u2019s competitors make sure to mock me on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2331,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[4881,4880,2158,3818,1890,4882,5657,15,10,355],"class_list":["post-105639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-4881","tag-2022-poetry-marathon","tag-full-marathon","tag-ice-cream","tag-june","tag-june-2022","tag-mcdonalds","tag-poem","tag-poetry","tag-poetry-marathon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2331"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105639"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122158,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105639\/revisions\/122158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}