{"id":107321,"date":"2022-06-25T10:57:32","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T14:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=107321"},"modified":"2022-06-25T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T16:00:06","slug":"like-a-giraffe-in-a-sideways-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/like-a-giraffe-in-a-sideways-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Like a Giraffe in a Sideways World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like a giraffe in a sideways world<br \/>\nI take up too much space<br \/>\nthe others say I don&#8217;t belong<br \/>\nI&#8217;m an absolute disgrace!<\/p>\n<p>Like a giraffe in a sideways world<br \/>\nMy feet never land on the ground<br \/>\nI feel I float with my head in the clouds<br \/>\nmy multihued dreams, they abound<\/p>\n<p>Like a giraffe in a sideways world<br \/>\nI have a different view<br \/>\nNo one can really understand<br \/>\nNo one gives me my due!<\/p>\n<p>Like a giraffe in a sideways world<br \/>\nwhen everyone&#8217;s world is straight<br \/>\nI&#8217;m forced to live by boring rules<br \/>\nThat boring old duffers dictate!<\/p>\n<p>Like a giraffe in a sideways world<br \/>\nI know of pleasures none do!<br \/>\nThe others then are bugged no end<br \/>\nThat fact they cannot chew!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like a giraffe in a sideways world I take up too much space the others say I don&#8217;t belong I&#8217;m an absolute disgrace! Like a giraffe in a sideways world My feet never land on the ground I feel I float with my head in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3065,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[5011],"class_list":["post-107321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","tag-hour2-imageprompt-2022halfmarathon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3065"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107321"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":109127,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107321\/revisions\/109127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}