{"id":107585,"date":"2022-06-25T10:50:18","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T14:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=107585"},"modified":"2022-06-25T10:51:08","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T14:51:08","slug":"every-other-day-is-sunday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/every-other-day-is-sunday\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Other Day is Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marjorie says we let kids should arm themselves.<br \/>\nOh, no, say the neighbors.<br \/>\nWhat about last year&#8217;s kids?<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t our insurance rates go up<br \/>\nbecause they weren&#8217;t armed, either?<br \/>\nWell, Netta twists the phone cord &#8211;<br \/>\nshe won&#8217;t let go of the landline in case<br \/>\nof the border wars Teddy whispered about &#8211;<br \/>\nif Marjorie says so, nodding her head<br \/>\nas she watches the scroll<br \/>\nand reflexively clutches her heart<br \/>\nwhen the face of the man she didn&#8217;t vote for<br \/>\ncomes on the screen.<br \/>\nMarjorie says we need more guns<br \/>\nand to return to God.<br \/>\nNetta is calmer now.<br \/>\nNothing bad happens at church.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"in-post-sticky only-desktop\">\n<div id=\"gpt-post-politics-desktop_in_post_ad-desktop-2\" class=\"ad ad-wrapper fluid in-post only-desktop\" data-bi-ad=\"\" data-force=\"\" data-type=\"ad\" data-adunit=\"news\/politics\/post\" data-secvert=\"news\" data-pagetype=\"post\" data-tag=\"crime\" data-authors=\"yelena-dzhanova\" data-region=\"Desktop In Post Ad\" data-responsive=\"[{&quot;browserLimit&quot;:[728,0],&quot;slotSize&quot;:[[300,250],&quot;fluid&quot;]},{&quot;browserLimit&quot;:[1260,0],&quot;slotSize&quot;:[[728,90],[300,250],[800,480],[600,480],&quot;fluid&quot;]}]\" data-tile-order=\"tile-2\" data-url=\"\/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-children-should-be-trained-with-firearms-2022-6\" data-subvertical=\"politics\" data-amazontamsizes=\"[[728,90],[300,250]]\" data-google-query-id=\"CL_377LnyPgCFQKOAAAdJXMIaQ\">\n<div class=\"in-post-sticky only-desktop\">\n<div id=\"gpt-post-politics-desktop_in_post_ad-desktop-3\" class=\"ad ad-wrapper fluid in-post only-desktop\" data-bi-ad=\"\" data-force=\"\" data-type=\"ad\" data-adunit=\"news\/politics\/post\" data-secvert=\"news\" data-pagetype=\"post\" data-tag=\"crime\" data-authors=\"yelena-dzhanova\" data-region=\"Desktop In Post Ad\" data-responsive=\"[{&quot;browserLimit&quot;:[728,0],&quot;slotSize&quot;:[[300,250],&quot;fluid&quot;]},{&quot;browserLimit&quot;:[1260,0],&quot;slotSize&quot;:[[728,90],[300,250],[800,480],[600,480],&quot;fluid&quot;]}]\" data-tile-order=\"tile-3\" data-url=\"\/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-children-should-be-trained-with-firearms-2022-6\" data-subvertical=\"politics\" data-amazontamsizes=\"[[728,90],[300,250]]\" data-google-query-id=\"CODlmrvnyPgCFSGVAAAdNI0J2Q\">\n<div>\n<section class=\"post-content typography \" data-track-content=\"\" data-post-type=\"post\">\n<div class=\"notification-prompt-wrapper\" data-only-on=\"mobile\" data-component-type=\"notification-prompt\">https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-children-should-be-trained-with-firearms-2022-6<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<section class=\"post-content-more\">\n<section class=\"content-recommendations-component inline\" data-component-type=\"content-recommendations\" data-delay-third-party-scripts=\"true\" data-provider=\"dad\" data-premium-state=\"\" data-renderer=\"inline\" data-container-name=\"content-recommendations-inline\" data-recommendations-placement=\"\" data-root-margin=\"250px 0px\" data-ga-tracking-enabled=\"true\" data-ga-tracking-event-action-prefix=\"related_in-post_single_article\" data-ga-tracking-event-action-template=\"\" data-ga-tracking-event-category=\"membership_endstory_reco_modules\" data-ga-tracking-click-label=\"\" data-ga-tracking-load-label=\"\">\n<div class=\"content-recommendations-title-container\"><\/div>\n<\/section>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marjorie says we let kids should arm themselves. Oh, no, say the neighbors. What about last year&#8217;s kids? Won&#8217;t our insurance rates go up because they weren&#8217;t armed, either? Well, Netta twists the phone cord &#8211; she won&#8217;t let go of the landline in case&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108087,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107585\/revisions\/108087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}