{"id":109397,"date":"2022-06-25T12:23:42","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T16:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=109397"},"modified":"2022-06-25T14:17:58","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T18:17:58","slug":"mothmans-very-awkward-love-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/mothmans-very-awkward-love-letter\/","title":{"rendered":"Mothman&#8217;s Very Awkward Love Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Darling,<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t collapse the Silver Bridge<br \/>\nthough I did try to collapse the walls around your heart<br \/>\nI chased your car that night because I was trying to ask for your phone number<br \/>\nbut in retrospect I&#8217;m sure all you heard through the window was &#8216;eeeeeeeeeeeee&#8217;<br \/>\nand I stared you in the eyes because my therapist said I have to do that to talk to people<br \/>\neye contact is essential, he says<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sorry I ruined your retinas<br \/>\nwith my high-beam brakelight eyes<br \/>\nwhen I met you in your garden<br \/>\nagain, scaring the shit out of you<br \/>\nfor which I am also sorry<br \/>\nbut babe, I flew a stolen sofa and TV to the TNT plant<br \/>\nand I rented a movie on sasquatch<br \/>\njust for us<br \/>\nplease reconsider<br \/>\nbecuase in the future, I predict we&#8217;ll be together<\/p>\n<p>forever<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t leave me flyin&#8217; and cryin&#8217;,<\/p>\n<p>-Mothman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darling, I didn&#8217;t collapse the Silver Bridge though I did try to collapse the walls around your heart I chased your car that night because I was trying to ask for your phone number but in retrospect I&#8217;m sure all you heard through the window&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3743,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3743"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109397"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111091,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109397\/revisions\/111091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}