Never again I quietly weep <\/p>\n
As I wake up from drunken sleep <\/p>\n
And get struck full force in the face <\/p>\n
With the free gift in every beer case <\/p>\n
Never again I softly cry <\/p>\n
As I lie there and wait to die <\/p>\n
With head splitting and stomach churning <\/p>\n
A brutal lesson in need of learning <\/p>\n
Never again I weakly moan <\/p>\n
As I lie soaked in vomit I hopes my own <\/p>\n
My mouth feel like I\u2019ve been chewing metal <\/p>\n
With whisky man should never meddle <\/p>\n
Never again I wearily groan <\/p>\n
As I stumble reaching for my phone <\/p>\n
To silence that fucking alarm <\/p>\n
As its ringtone does infernal harm <\/p>\n
Never again I solemnly swear <\/p>\n
As I am staggering down the stairs <\/p>\n
And puke while heading for the cars <\/p>\n
My mouth tastes like a badgers arse <\/p>\n
Never again I promise myself <\/p>\n
This can\u2019t be good for my long term health <\/p>\n
Though I sure by noon as I start to munch <\/p>\n
I know I\u2019ll have a pint for lunch. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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