{"id":110060,"date":"2022-06-25T13:10:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=110060"},"modified":"2022-07-06T22:21:28","modified_gmt":"2022-07-07T02:21:28","slug":"happy-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/happy-hour\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Hour &#8211; hour FIVE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Knitting<\/strong> together thoughts found in<\/p>\n<p>other people&#8217;s <strong>hardback<\/strong> novels,<\/p>\n<p><strong>wine glass<\/strong> poised as if to say,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh! Not me, dear!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And in that small insufferable <strong>space<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I wonder how the hell I<\/p>\n<p>said yes to happy hour<\/p>\n<p>when I know you only drink white<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and the <strong>oak<\/strong>-infused chardonnay you&#8217;ve ordered<\/p>\n<p>is rooty enough to make<\/p>\n<p>the <strong>pavement<\/strong> split.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knitting together thoughts found in other people&#8217;s hardback novels, wine glass poised as if to say, &#8220;Oh! Not me, dear!&#8221; &nbsp; And in that small insufferable space I wonder how the hell I said yes to happy hour when I know you only drink white&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4534,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4534"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110060"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124711,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110060\/revisions\/124711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}