{"id":110116,"date":"2022-06-25T13:41:34","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=110116"},"modified":"2022-06-25T13:41:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:41:34","slug":"when-i-grow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/when-i-grow-up\/","title":{"rendered":"When I Grow Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>when I grow up<br \/>\nwhen I grow up I want to be god<br \/>\nI want to kill Satan<br \/>\nAnd all the satanic people<br \/>\nWho terrorise good people<br \/>\nEspecially children<br \/>\nI will champion children&#8217;s rights<br \/>\nWill make sure all children<br \/>\nAre well feed; balanced diet<br \/>\nWell dressed<br \/>\nShielded from harm 24\/7<\/p>\n<p>I will makes sure chocolates, sweets, candy&#8230;<br \/>\nGrow on trees<br \/>\nAnd every child has access<br \/>\nI will close schools in winter<br \/>\nInfact I will remove winter season from the yearly seasons<br \/>\nI will be assistant god<br \/>\nI will work closely with God my creator<br \/>\nI will change the world<br \/>\nI will make it safer and equal<br \/>\nI will do it,I will be a fair god<\/p>\n<p>I will make my parents rich<br \/>\nVery  rich<br \/>\nI am sick and tired of seeing them toil<br \/>\nThey barely have enough to spoil me<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all hand to mouth<br \/>\nThe other day they couldn&#8217;t afford to buy me a simple cake on my birthday.<br \/>\nI see this and it pains me<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s  why I want to be a god<br \/>\nWhen I grow up<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t worry mum and daddy<br \/>\nI will rescue you and our neighbours<br \/>\nThey are toiling too<br \/>\nHang in there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when I grow up when I grow up I want to be god I want to kill Satan And all the satanic people Who terrorise good people Especially children I will champion children&#8217;s rights Will make sure all children Are well feed; balanced diet Well&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4545,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4545"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110116"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110572,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110116\/revisions\/110572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}