{"id":110527,"date":"2022-06-25T13:46:19","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=110527"},"modified":"2022-06-25T13:46:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:46:19","slug":"apes-in-the-toy-aisle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/apes-in-the-toy-aisle\/","title":{"rendered":"Apes in the Toy Aisle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I gorilla&#8217;d<br \/>\nand he orangutan&#8217;d<br \/>\ninto the toy aisle<\/p>\n<p>we were seeking<br \/>\ntransformers figures<br \/>\nto gawk at and place on the shelf<\/p>\n<p>The orangutan loved them<br \/>\nand he set them around the tv with their guns<br \/>\nfacing us and killing us forever <\/p>\n<p>There was a young boy in the aisle too<br \/>\nlooking at some Minecraft legos<br \/>\nand then up at us <\/p>\n<p>As we gorilla&#8217;d<br \/>\nand orangutan&#8217;d<br \/>\nand made inappropriate jokes as adult men<\/p>\n<p>and he ran off<br \/>\nwhether from fear of apes<br \/>\nor realizing what he might become one day<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t say. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I gorilla&#8217;d and he orangutan&#8217;d into the toy aisle we were seeking transformers figures to gawk at and place on the shelf The orangutan loved them and he set them around the tv with their guns facing us and killing us forever There was a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3743,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3743"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110647,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110527\/revisions\/110647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}