{"id":11061,"date":"2015-06-13T20:09:29","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=11061"},"modified":"2015-06-13T20:09:29","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:09:29","slug":"the-dangers-of-pennyslvania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/the-dangers-of-pennyslvania\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dangers of Pennyslvania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a place down the road.<br \/>\nA poorly taken care of\u00a0unkempt road.<br \/>\nHole the size of a small moon.<br \/>\nThe kind that swallows cars whole.<br \/>\nMany brave cars have traveled it.<br \/>\nWith aspirations of reaching some destination.<br \/>\nAnd they have fallen short.<br \/>\nWho knows how many tires ended there.<br \/>\nEach passing week a new victim.<br \/>\nAll I ask, all I want to know.<br \/>\nCan I stop paying my taxes.<br \/>\nTill you fix the damn potholes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a place down the road. A poorly taken care of\u00a0unkempt road. Hole the size of a small moon. The kind that swallows cars whole. Many brave cars have traveled it. With aspirations of reaching some destination. And they have fallen short. Who knows how&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":361,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[801,802,285,179,800,417],"class_list":["post-11061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-comedy","tag-dry","tag-funny","tag-hour-12","tag-pennsylvania","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/361"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11122,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11061\/revisions\/11122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}