{"id":110650,"date":"2022-06-25T13:54:25","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=110650"},"modified":"2022-06-26T02:11:05","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T06:11:05","slug":"5-the-wifes-pain-a-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/5-the-wifes-pain-a-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"5.  The wife&#8217;s pain- A Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There lived a couple close by,<\/p>\n<p>whose story is a truth\u00a0 and not a lie.<\/p>\n<p>A wife an injury did sustain<\/p>\n<p>as she complained of a posterior pain.<\/p>\n<p>When elaborating to others,<\/p>\n<p>a confusion arose,<\/p>\n<p>because comparing her husband to an Ass<\/p>\n<p>she always did dispose.<\/p>\n<p>But(t) in reality,<\/p>\n<p>The pain in the butt was not her husband,<\/p>\n<p>But actually, due to posterior surgery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There lived a couple close by, whose story is a truth\u00a0 and not a lie. A wife an injury did sustain as she complained of a posterior pain. When elaborating to others, a confusion arose, because comparing her husband to an Ass she always did&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":966,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/966"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110650"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119299,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110650\/revisions\/119299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}