Why, why, why?
\nWhy did you make me look at my phone
\nWhy dredge up the memories
\nThat chill me to the bone<\/p>\n
There’s a reason I never
\nCheck back on my pics
\nThe stuff I get up to
\nWould make even the most depraved sick<\/p>\n
It wasn’t intentional
\nI didn’t mean to cause harm
\nWhy did I start drinking
\nOn a trip to that petting zoo farm<\/p>\n
Is there a sight more depressing
\nA vision more bleak
\nThan a 20 year old something
\nHaving a fight with a sheep<\/p>\n
And the poor little donkey!
\nCan’t believe its true
\nIf I look again at that picture
\nI’m certain to spew<\/p>\n
So I won’t look at those photos
\nI don’t know why they’re saved!
\nIts not like anyone’s clamouring
\nTo see an Alpaca shaved…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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