{"id":11233,"date":"2015-06-13T20:32:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=11233"},"modified":"2015-06-13T20:32:43","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:32:43","slug":"the-9th-hour-exercise-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/the-9th-hour-exercise-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"The 9th hour &#8211; Exercise &amp; Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Exercise, my life&#8217;s story<\/p>\n<p>Always racing for the prize<\/p>\n<p>And never see the glory<\/p>\n<p>The 5 foot 8, one hundred and twenty pound body loved by all escapes me<\/p>\n<p>No amount of sweat, no amount of pain<\/p>\n<p>A 2 pound loss, a 10 pound gain<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My sweet cookies follow me wherever I go<\/p>\n<p>Shortbread Lorna Doone and faithful Oreo<\/p>\n<p>A moment on the lips, a palate of pleasure<\/p>\n<p>A life of addiction<\/p>\n<p>No happy ending to treasure<\/p>\n<p>Should exercise and cookies ever meet<\/p>\n<p>A war will ensue until cookies shall defeat!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exercise, my life&#8217;s story Always racing for the prize And never see the glory The 5 foot 8, one hundred and twenty pound body loved by all escapes me No amount of sweat, no amount of pain A 2 pound loss, a 10 pound gain&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":277,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/277"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11264,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11233\/revisions\/11264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}