{"id":11235,"date":"2015-06-13T20:26:53","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=11235"},"modified":"2015-06-14T16:27:05","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T20:27:05","slug":"who-needs-ac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/who-needs-ac\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Needs A\/C?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Midwestern girl transplanted in the Bay Area.<\/p>\n<p>Temp. job in a warehouse.<\/p>\n<p>No air conditioner.<\/p>\n<p>Who needs A\/C in the Bay?<\/p>\n<p>Typing, filing, sweating.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m in the mood for an icy pop,\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I chirped,<\/p>\n<p>Imagining a Big Gulp filled with Diet Coke<\/p>\n<p>And<\/p>\n<p>Lots<\/p>\n<p>And<\/p>\n<p>Lots<\/p>\n<p>Of<\/p>\n<p>Ice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll run out and get us some snacks. What flavor do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>What flavor do I want? What is she talking about?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cDiet Coke<em>?\u201d half question, half answer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/em>\u201cDiet Coke? They make Diet Coke popsicles?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Popsicle?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t want a popsicle. I want a pop with lots of ice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPop? Oh, you mean soda.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Moving is tough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Midwestern girl transplanted in the Bay Area. Temp. job in a warehouse. No air conditioner. Who needs A\/C in the Bay? Typing, filing, sweating. \u201cI\u2019m in the mood for an icy pop,\u201d I chirped, Imagining a Big Gulp filled with Diet Coke And Lots And&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":260,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/260"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11235"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12865,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11235\/revisions\/12865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}