Like hell I\u2019ll give<\/p>\n
Bezos more money to fuel his yacht<\/p>\n
Onto Etsy to support the small shop owners\u2014<\/p>\n
I\u2019m procuring a box of rocks as my husband<\/p>\n
called these New Age nuggets\u2014<\/p>\n
Many colors of agate in blue and green shades for courage;<\/p>\n
not to discourage;<\/p>\n
Jasper for stress; not for Casper the Friendly Ghost;<\/p>\n
Turquoise for grounding, not for keeping away boys<\/p>\n
Moonstone for inner growth, not for a telescope;<\/p>\n
Bloodstone for strengthening, not blood letting;<\/p>\n
Amazonite for harmony, not Jeff Bezos;<\/p>\n
Sodalite for awakening, not napping;<\/p>\n
Jade for inspiration, not to control perspiration;<\/p>\n
Malachite for insight, not spite;<\/p>\n
Lapis for friendship, not \u201cfrien emies;<\/p>\n
Peridot for self care, not to be a square;<\/p>\n
and Celestite for calm, not Napalm<\/p>\n
Added all together, a huge chunk of change,<\/p>\n
Wait, what?!<\/p>\n
No free shipping?<\/p>\n
Guess I\u2019ll fuel Bezos\u2019 rocket fuel<\/p>\n
and prays he shuttles with free shipping,<\/p>\n
Now I\u2019m going to hell,<\/p>\n
Wait\u2014<\/p>\n
Etsy is having a sale,<\/p>\n
There\u2019s only 4 available and 20 in other\u2019s carts?<\/p>\n
Now what is the meaning for fool\u2019s gold?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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