{"id":114179,"date":"2022-06-25T18:10:37","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T22:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=114179"},"modified":"2022-06-26T20:44:08","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T00:44:08","slug":"depressed-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/depressed-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"10: Depressed dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Prompt: &#8220;Personify an animal. Switch its trait. Example: a disinterested lion, a polite gorilla, an aggressive giraffe\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/istockphoto-914527762-612x612-1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-114556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/istockphoto-914527762-612x612-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/istockphoto-914527762-612x612-1-480x320.jpg 480w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/istockphoto-914527762-612x612-1.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Even the most delicious food does not appease me<\/p>\n<p>I should be happy, but can&#8217;t help but be dyspeptic<\/p>\n<p>They just got a puppy,<\/p>\n<p>now I&#8217;m left disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>How could they do this to me?<\/p>\n<p>I was their only four-legged dweller.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m in a dark place,<\/p>\n<p>oh dear,<\/p>\n<p>maybe I&#8217;m being dramatic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prompt: &#8220;Personify an animal. Switch its trait. Example: a disinterested lion, a polite gorilla, an aggressive giraffe\u2026\u201d Even the most delicious food does not appease me I should be happy, but can&#8217;t help but be dyspeptic They just got a puppy, now I&#8217;m left disappointed&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4749,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4749"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114179"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114562,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114179\/revisions\/114562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}