{"id":114324,"date":"2022-06-25T18:18:27","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T22:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=114324"},"modified":"2022-06-25T18:18:27","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T22:18:27","slug":"the-gaunt-gator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/the-gaunt-gator\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gaunt Gator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Annie the alligator<br \/>\nWent on a date<br \/>\nShe went to the door<br \/>\nAnd he was late<br \/>\nThey lost the table<br \/>\nSo to the diner they went<br \/>\nBut to eat a lot<br \/>\nShe was unable<br \/>\nShe enjoyed her girly shape<br \/>\nWatching him eat,<br \/>\nHer mouth went agape<br \/>\nShe was sickened by the size of his dish<br \/>\nGoing home soon was her only wish<br \/>\nWhere could she find a gator that wasn\u2019t peckish<br \/>\nShe would be satisfied with a plate of relish<br \/>\nThe black sheep she was<br \/>\nSo narrow and thin<br \/>\nMaybe another species<br \/>\nHis heart she could win<br \/>\nLet\u2019s hope for her sake<br \/>\nThat he doesn\u2019t eat cake<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Annie the alligator Went on a date She went to the door And he was late They lost the table So to the diner they went But to eat a lot She was unable She enjoyed her girly shape Watching him eat, Her mouth went&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1163,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1163"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114438,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114324\/revisions\/114438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}