{"id":114381,"date":"2022-06-25T18:15:56","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T22:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=114381"},"modified":"2022-06-29T00:44:24","modified_gmt":"2022-06-29T04:44:24","slug":"creature-feature-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/creature-feature-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Creature Feature #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Creature Feature #2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Eating popcorn in front<\/p>\n<p>of a black-and-white television,<\/p>\n<p>my fingers drenched in<\/p>\n<p>melted butter and iodized salt.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Bride of Dracula<\/p>\n<p>has made her fatal mistake,<\/p>\n<p>while Frankenstein\u2019s monster<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>only wants acceptance<\/p>\n<p>from a crowd intent<\/p>\n<p>on his eradication.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Next week, the Mummy<\/p>\n<p>will lumber across my screen,<\/p>\n<p>mindless as a drugged cow,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and I can stay up as late as I want,<\/p>\n<p>at least until the test pattern<\/p>\n<p>emerges. I watch everything,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the late-late news, the grand finale:<\/p>\n<p>a rendition of the Lord\u2019s Prayer<\/p>\n<p>in sign language. Turning off<\/p>\n<p>the television feels like saying goodbye<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>to an old friend I\u2019m not sure<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll ever see again&#8211;or if I do,<\/p>\n<p>one of us may have changed<\/p>\n<p>into a creature no one can recognize.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am already different:<\/p>\n<p>my bathroom mirror shows a face<\/p>\n<p>that has lived through<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>multiple bouts of terror,<\/p>\n<p>and I haven\u2019t even begun.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Creature Feature #2 &nbsp; Eating popcorn in front of a black-and-white television, my fingers drenched in melted butter and iodized salt. &nbsp; The Bride of Dracula has made her fatal mistake, while Frankenstein\u2019s monster &nbsp; only wants acceptance from a crowd intent on his eradication&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4286,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[5325,3825,5323,5324],"class_list":["post-114381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-dracula","tag-frankenstein","tag-monster","tag-mummy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4286"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114381"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124206,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114381\/revisions\/124206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}