{"id":114445,"date":"2022-06-25T18:28:46","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T22:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=114445"},"modified":"2022-06-25T18:28:46","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T22:28:46","slug":"10-my-visit-to-the-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/10-my-visit-to-the-zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"10.  My visit to the Zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I went to the zoo,<\/p>\n<p>to my amazement, the gorilla tipped his<\/p>\n<p>bowler hat and greeted me with a<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; How do you do!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a topsy turvy world out there,<\/p>\n<p>as I got invited to partake in a<\/p>\n<p>honey n cinnamon toast by a bear.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A python slithered next to me<\/p>\n<p>and grinning with its forked mouth<\/p>\n<p>placed a gentle kiss on my knee.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To the parrot I said hello<\/p>\n<p>and he sqauked back,<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Get lost, you F#$@** dirty fellow&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now I scratch my head<\/p>\n<p>and begin to wonder, if all this is true<\/p>\n<p>or was I just dreaming<\/p>\n<p>that I went to the zoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I went to the zoo, to my amazement, the gorilla tipped his bowler hat and greeted me with a &#8221; How do you do!&#8221; &nbsp; It&#8217;s a topsy turvy world out there, as I got invited to partake in a honey n&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":966,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/966"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114618,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114445\/revisions\/114618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}