{"id":114486,"date":"2022-06-25T18:24:17","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T22:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=114486"},"modified":"2022-06-25T19:51:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T23:51:12","slug":"hour-ten-a-hungry-fox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/hour-ten-a-hungry-fox\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour Ten: A Hungry Fox"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Hour Ten: A Hungry Fox<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tonight I had to duck an empty tin can pitched at my head.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Can you imagine having someone throw things at you<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">while you tried to get some dinner?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard all names they call me:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">tricky, sneaky, cunning \u2026<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cSly like a fox.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Well, sure, I\u2019m sneaky.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Because I HAVE TO BE!<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Would you announce yourself knowing a tin can will be thrown at you?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Look, I\u2019m just hungry.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I prowl around your neighborhood<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">because it is surrounded by food!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Your trash cans abound with bits of meat,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">uneaten fruit, leftover pie.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">and there are veggies growing right next to your house!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Oh, and did you know because of all that grub<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">your place is surrounded at night<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">by plump little rodents and garden-nibbling rabbits?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So, honestly, I\u2019m doing you a favor,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">tidying up the place,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">maintaining a balance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And most of all,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">trying to survive.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I\u2019m not foxy. I\u2019m hungry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cPersonify an animal. Switch its trait. Example: a disinterested lion, a polite gorilla, an aggressive giraffe\u2026\u201d \u2013 Contributed by John Dutton<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hour Ten: A Hungry Fox Tonight I had to duck an empty tin can pitched at my head. Can you imagine having someone throw things at you while you tried to get some dinner? I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard all names they call me: tricky, sneaky,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2958,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7,13,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2958"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114545,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114486\/revisions\/114545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}