{"id":115016,"date":"2022-06-25T19:04:53","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T23:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=115016"},"modified":"2022-06-25T20:39:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T00:39:02","slug":"professional-gastropod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/professional-gastropod\/","title":{"rendered":"Professional Gastropod"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>professional gastropod<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the slug won<\/p>\n<p>the half-marathon<\/p>\n<p>by a hair\u2019s breadth.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>his muscles pumped<\/p>\n<p>like pistons, as<\/p>\n<p>he escaped each<\/p>\n<p>hoe and boot heel.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>nearing the finish line<\/p>\n<p>amidst a cacophony<\/p>\n<p>of cheering, he slid<\/p>\n<p>the final mile on a<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>trail of his own slime,<\/p>\n<p>finally landing<\/p>\n<p>on a large, fully ripe<\/p>\n<p>tomato. everyone<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>loves a winner, but<\/p>\n<p>the slug is smart enough<\/p>\n<p>to remain modest.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and the best part<\/p>\n<p>is that he gets<\/p>\n<p>to do it all again,<\/p>\n<p>tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>professional gastropod &nbsp; the slug won the half-marathon by a hair\u2019s breadth. &nbsp; his muscles pumped like pistons, as he escaped each hoe and boot heel. &nbsp; nearing the finish line amidst a cacophony of cheering, he slid the final mile on a &nbsp; trail&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4286,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[5261,326,5262],"class_list":["post-115016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","tag-gastropod","tag-marathon","tag-slug"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4286"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115016"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116232,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115016\/revisions\/116232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}