{"id":115118,"date":"2022-06-25T19:36:18","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T23:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=115118"},"modified":"2022-06-26T17:23:47","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T21:23:47","slug":"hour-ten-billy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/hour-ten-billy\/","title":{"rendered":"A Goat Named Billy (Hour 10)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Granny had a smart goat<br \/>\nthat heard you when you called<br \/>\nand answered his name with a bleat.<\/p>\n<p>We called him Billy, not because he<br \/>\nwas a billy goat but because he had<br \/>\na beard like dad&#8217;s runaway half-brother Billy.<\/p>\n<p>This other Billy, Billy the human,<br \/>\ndad&#8217;s half-brother, he wasn&#8217;t smart<br \/>\nlike Billy the goat. He ran away<br \/>\nfrom home because he wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nmarry a wife.<\/p>\n<p>Billy the goat? Smart kid.<br \/>\nAll of Granny&#8217;s she-goats<br \/>\nbelonged to his harem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Granny had a smart goat that heard you when you called and answered his name with a bleat. We called him Billy, not because he was a billy goat but because he had a beard like dad&#8217;s runaway half-brother Billy. This other Billy, Billy the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2685,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2685"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115118"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123581,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115118\/revisions\/123581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}