{"id":115383,"date":"2022-06-25T19:24:42","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T23:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=115383"},"modified":"2022-06-25T19:24:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T23:24:42","slug":"guffaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/guffaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Guffaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The simplest cruelty we can perform on another human being is to mock<\/p>\n<p>the sound they make during the moments they find joy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To see a living breathing person with hopes, and dreams, and love<\/p>\n<p>and turn their happiest moments to ash in their mouths<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To the vultures who circle for everyone\u2019s light:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It is my sincerest wish for you that you always get pulled over for broken taillights<\/p>\n<p>That you never have enough milk for your cereal<\/p>\n<p>That you don\u2019t realize this until after you\u2019ve poured your Lucky Charms<\/p>\n<p>That you mistake your Nair for toothpaste<\/p>\n<p>May you develop a spice intolerance to every seasoning but butter<\/p>\n<p>May your alarm clock break every second Tuesday night<\/p>\n<p>May it sometimes not go off in the morning<\/p>\n<p>May it sometimes keep ringing till it shatters on the wall<\/p>\n<p>May your coffee always be cold, but never iced<\/p>\n<p>May your favorite kind of coffee be lava<\/p>\n<p>I wish for you no illness<\/p>\n<p>But an allergy to every domesticated animal known to man<\/p>\n<p>An intolerance for allergy medication<\/p>\n<p>And a deep, inconsolable love for all things four-legged<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Most of all, I wish for you this<\/p>\n<p>That every moment of joy that you steal from someone\u2019s lips<\/p>\n<p>Be multiplied tenfold in your misery<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The simplest cruelty we can perform on another human being is to mock the sound they make during the moments they find joy &nbsp; To see a living breathing person with hopes, and dreams, and love and turn their happiest moments to ash in their&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4616,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4616"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115387,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115383\/revisions\/115387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}